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47 Ways to Annoy Clare47 Ways to Annoy Clare47 Ways to Annoy Clare by Leonette15
C'mon, let's make her Awaken!
1. Speak to her only in French. When she asks why, say that her name is French and she should be fluent it.
2. Constantly finger her hair and say sadly, "I liked it when it was long."
3. Every five minutes, point over her shoulder and shout, "Oh, look! Priscilla!"
4. When she looks round, say, "Oh, she flew off again!"
5. Sneak happy pills into her food.
6. Play 'Pin the tail on the Claymore', using her as the Claymore.
7. Try to make her go to anger management classes.
8. Try and make her go into any therapy classes.
9. Tell her constantly that Teresa wanted her to live a human life.
10. Give her a lengthy lecture on why Teresa's death was her fault.
11. In fact, mention Teresa whenever you can in conversation.
12. Tickle her.
13. Put a whole feast of food in front of her and demand she eats it.
14. If she insists she's full, give her puppy eyes and say, "You'll really hurt Raki's feelings if you don't eat everything!"
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